{"id":792,"date":"2014-08-11T18:07:08","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T16:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uszytki.pl\/?p=792"},"modified":"2014-08-11T18:07:08","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T16:07:08","slug":"mala-wpadka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uszytki.pl\/en\/mala-wpadka\/","title":{"rendered":"Ma\u0142a wpadka"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hej, hej, nie ucieka\u0107 mi tu! Cz\u0142owiek nie ma internetu przez kilka dni, a Wy przestajecie zagl\u0105da\u0107? Doprawdy, cierpliwo\u015b\u0107 nie jest popularn\u0105 cnot\u0105 w dzisiejszym \u015bwiecie&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Byli\u015bmy na \u015blubie w ostatni\u0105 sobot\u0119 &#8211; druga uszyta para m\u0142oda zosta\u0142a uroczy\u015bcie wr\u0119czona nowo\u017ce\u0144com, ale&#8230; zanim to nast\u0105pi\u0142o okaza\u0142o si\u0119, \u017ce troszk\u0119 zawali\u0142am spraw\u0119. 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